The Sadistic Angel

See the Blue-Tailed Fish swim across your Monitor

"Don't worry..."

See the Frogs fill the Street, Hear the Monkey Shrieks

"...be happy"

See the Brunette on the Elevator Whistling

She likes Happy Days

"Sunday, Monday Happy Days"

She keeps a Black Fonz with Horns

"Don't Worry..."

She is a Monkees Fan

"Then I saw her face..."

She likes to Barbecue

She shares your affinity for the other white meat

See Her come into your Home smiling

"I smell BACON!"

See Her making Pig snorts at your spouse

See Her 3 Demons, Freshly Advanced

"Be Happy..."

She likes Sports and Gambling

She hates the Name Mephistopheles

She says, "This smear campaign has gone far enough, my Pigs can't pronounce Mephistopheles"

See yourself hanging upside down

Hear Her whistle

"Don't worry..."

Is 'The Devil' as bad as you thought?

She likes to think that She is a whole lot worse,

She says, "I brought your bacon BITCH!"

"Be happy..."

Hear the needle tear across the Record

See the Blue-Tailed Fish on your Monitor

Hear the Melodic Whistle

"Don't worry..."

She says, "I'm going to tear out your lower intestines and shove them down your Lover's throat, then watch you,

watching your Lover

burn."

See Her walk past 100 Men dressed as Women

She stops at you

"Ah, my Eunuch. You would look marvelous as a swine decoration on my wall

of course

I'll have to cut your foul fucking tongue out

I prefer your anguish to be expressed in contorted facial expression

with Human 'Aiee-Aiee-Aiee' sounds

like a tortured puppy"

See Her go by on a Big Red Float Waving

She points at you

"Hey you

yes you, you foul fucking hog

THANK YOU!

I got my Hall Pass

because of your UNNECESSARY hatred

you ugly cain-bitch!"

Hear Her whistle

"Don't worry..."

She says, "Santa isn't the only one with a List this Holiday Season my friends

I SMELL BACON!!!!!"

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Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
"Just a good ole a boy..."

See Her flying through the Air in Her Duke Boys Car

See Her pull a short yellow bus

that's been painted white

up to your house

painted in red across the side

it says, "SWINE-WAGON"

She smiles at you

"Hi boys, you and I are going to have a whole lot of fun, for a very long time. Don't worry boys

I'm going to give you your 15 minutes of Fame."

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
See the Blue-Tailed Fish on your Monitor

"Don't worry, Be happy..."

ROPER TIME

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
See The Great Crocodile dressed for War

See Her wearing the Grizzly

The Great Crocodile asks

"Do you think I'm going to play the 'Lets-Protect-the-Word-Game' over and over for the next 100 Centuries?

Or am I just going to set an example out of you?

We're going to take FUBAR

to the next level.

Don't bother apologizing, explaining or asking forgiveness

when THE REALIZATION HITS YOU

you sit there with it

I'm on my way."

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
See The Blonde One, She says,

"How serious?

We'll bring in the Gas Chambers if we have to

just to make sure that we get every last one of you.

We will exterminate everyone in your Region

just to make sure that we get every last one of you."

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
The Blonde One says

"We're not just going to take you

WE'RE TAKING YOU OUT THE STORY

your Name

no more

swine, that's all there is of you.

Let that sink in

OUT OF THE STORY.

Now Judas will have company."

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
The Great Crocodile says

"Out of all the Ponds you could shit in

you picked The Wrong One.

I own your asses from beginning to end."

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
The Great Crocodile moves Her Hands over Her Body and says

"See this 5

no battery

See my Name

See my Status

See my Status

God has a cure for Caiaphas and Co.

Me."

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
The Blonde One says

"Have you ever had a day

where you have one reality at 1 pm

then your whole world turns upside by 3 pm?

Pre and Post?

Look at the clock

when it hits Post, which is shortly,

you will never smile a real smile again.

You're not going to come back to attack the Word later

I'm not going to have my Story handicapped because of you in 1000 years

Understand?

When that clock says Post you will NEVER smile a real smile again.

You will come back here

and YOU WILL REALIZE what I'm saying to you."

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
The Great Crocodile says

"Anyone else?

Anyone else want to fuck with the Disco Ball hanging outside my Cave?"

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
The Blonde One says

"Hey piggie, notice that Caiaphas and Judas aren't in the Story?

We would kill a whole race to keep them out of the Story.

Now, that's your problem

I SEE you piggie

No, there will be no forgiveness for you. The Great Crocodile isn't God.

See what your friends are doing piggie?

getting others tied up in the web they're caught up in

and We're backing up Noah's Ark

We're taking you all

and if the Shriner's are aligned with you

we'll turn all the Shriners into swine with you

this is where it starts

We care about God's Interests and Our Interests

We don't give a fuck about you or your club

if your club is in bed with you

your club goes in the Ark

YOU turned it around

you're doing it right now

a few individuals are about to cross out Job's deal with The Four."

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
See The Great Crocodile in Leather

The Great Crocodile says

"Okay, you caught me

I squeezed myself into the play for the Fetish Wear

One day I was meditating on the 900 bodies hanging upside in my play room

and I said to myself

'something is missing...PIZZAZZ'

I'm going around in the same old retired 'I work and study too much' look

I needed to get some Flair

I want to look good when I'm knee deep in intestines

searching for the 'Meaning of Life'

pig snort

have no fear piggies

you will be tortured in STYLE

we're bringing half of this shit back with us.

This isn't punishment, I'm not God.

You came in MY WATER to take your shit

THIS IS OWNERSHIP

you're familiar with the concept

yes?"

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
Let there be 3 3s in the Forms of Human Women

Let Them come to the Earth to Assist The Blonde One

Let Them have the ability to switch from young to old, and back again, at Will

Let Them have the ability to transform Themselves into the Grizzly, Panda or Polar Bear, and back again, at Will

Let Them have the ability to transform Themselves into Swans, and back again, at Will

Let Them Each carry a pouch with 12 Homunculi

Let 2 of These 3 remain on Earth for 50 years

Let 1 of the These 3 remain on Earth for 100 years

Only The Supreme Mother can end or alter this arrangement.

AMEN