The Cave

See the man reading Scripture on the wall of the stall

Scripture mixed in Profanity

Profanity as Scripture

circle didn't read the Writing on the Wall

circle didn't use the public restroom stall

too many 'germs'.

Too many 'germs' or too many Gems

See 1,000 Civilizations Flourishing in One Cave.

Caves and Tunnels, Tunnels and Caves

Here's a Light to Help you Find your Way

through this Ultra-Complex, Multi-Layered Existence.

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Ramses1: 1 day ago | delete
You couldn't find the Light for 2,000 years?

The Light has been there the whole Time.

You couldn't find the Light

because you didn't know where to look

AND you assumed you did.

"Seek and ye shall find..."

Not theorize with your image in the Mirror

while only considering the Data

contained on the Surface of your Mirror.

Mirrors and Tunnels, Tunnels and Mirrors

if you take your eyes off the Light

you will get lost.

You found a Mirror in your Cave?

Then what?

You stopped Exploring?

Ramses1: 1 day ago | delete
See The Great Crocodile wearing a Hat with a Bat that says

"Cave Exploration Team"

See The Great Crocodile open a Book, She runs Her Finger down the Labels and stops at

Homo Circlian

See The Great Crocodile read the entry out loud

"Homo Circlian, a blind, two-legged, narcissistic, fatally subjective, foolishly presumptive, cannibalistic Pig Breed"

See The Great Crocodile slam the Book shut, make a shiver and say,

"Yuck! I fucking hate those things!"

Ramses1: 1 day ago | delete
The Great Crocodile laughs and shouts,

"HELL?

Hell you say?

Have you seen My New Form?

Have you seen My Hall Pass?

Those are all of the Torture Devices I need with Homo Circlians

all you'll see will be cains slicing off their own flesh for Bacon."

The Great Crocodile throws Her Head back and fills Her Cave with laughter.

Ramses1: 1 day ago | delete
The New Crocodile says

"IF this makes you uncomfortable

you can expect that discomfort to increase exponentially

until you either

a.) See the Light and Get in Line

or

b.) Go to The Great Crocodile's Cave to be turned in to swine."

Ramses1: 1 day ago | delete
Unless you're on a Mission from God

the b option involves

MUCH weeping and gnashing of teeth

and you'll all be helpless on your stomachs

listening to each other shriek like Pigs and cry like Puppies

because your Tongues were removed along with the your limbs below the elbows and knees

didn't someone announce earlier

"weeping and gnashing of teeth"

literally

you may have missed that lesson

you were busy crucifying him

as The Great Crocodile watched from the Distance

and wrote down your names followed by OWNED.

You can discuss your ritual celebrations of that murder

and how you call it your "get of jail for free card"

when you're in Her Machine with the Laser.

Hey circle, The Great Crocodile is fond of the one you murdered

when you're in Her Machine with the Laser

don't forget to mention your "get of jail for free card"

so She can set you aside as Toilet Swine.

Ramses1: 1 day ago | delete
There was Consensus taken

you came late, it was before you got here

the question was

"Do we play Davinci Code for the next centuries"

or just get rid of the circles now in a big slaughter and dragging away of screaming circles by The Great Crocodile

I looked at the Cross

I looked at the Cup

I looked at your sneering hateful cain faces

and voted accordingly

The Consensus was

thumb down.

Ramses1: 1 day ago | delete
See The Great Crocodile picking Her Teeth with a Sword

The Great Crocodile says

"Do you remember that big slaughter?

If that hadn't happened

you Americans would have went 'Yeee-haaaw'

and that would have threatened the Plan.

Now some of you Americans are going 'Yeee-haaaw'."

See The Great Crocodile pull up a Monitor

She shows you a smug, smiling face

The Great Crocodile says

that man has no idea what is about to happen to his hopes and dreams

he should

he should be FULLY AWARE of what's about to happen

but he's blind

YEEEE-HAAAAAW!"

Ramses1: 1 day ago | delete
The New Crocodile Sharpens a Sword and says

"Post-Realization

think

Preemptive

My Story

won't be stained.

My Destiny

you want to threaten My Mission and the Missions of Those Who come after

No!

FUCK YOU!"

Ramses1: 1 day ago | delete
See the Pack walking through the Forest

the Calls Dance across the Treetops

imperceptible to the circle Pack below.

Ramses1: 1 day ago | delete
See The Falcon Standing over the Pillow-Case with the 2 Monkeys inside

The Falcon says

"If I come back tomorrow

to find 2 Monkeys in the Pillow-Case

I'm setting the Pillow-Case on Fire

if I come back

to find 1 Monkey

I'll let the 1 Monkey out of the Pillow-Case."

See The Falcon's Ornate Dress and Adornments for the Dance

See Her New Red Moccasins

See The Falcon Alone in the Desert

She The Falcon Start Her War Dance.

Ramses1: 1 day ago | delete
The Great Crocodile says

"You had foreknowledge

you were told what this is

what's connected to it

and what your Role was to be."

The Great Crocodile looks at a Barrel and says,

"See that Barrel, that's My Apple Barrel. I sort My Apples everyday and pull out the bad ones."

The Great Crocodile sings

"Well, you don't know what, We can find..."

The Great Crocodile says

"I can't wait till April, that's when the Wind is best for Magic Carpet Ridin. There is this new Rug I can't wait to try out."

Ramses1: 1 day ago | delete
See The New Crocodile Standing over the Pillow-Case

The New Crocodile says

"It's the one who can do what the other 3 Monkeys do

that'll be the one who consumes the other Monkey in the Pillow-Case

the other one is Food."

Ramses1: 1 day ago | delete
The Tiger says

"When you're seated in my class

I'm going to say

'Raise your hands if you did your homework'

whoever has not

will be told to leave

it won't matter if you're rich, poor, smart, dumb, ugly or attractive

what will matter is

'Did you do your homework?'"

Ramses1: 1 day ago | delete
See The Great Crocodile in a Library Studying

The Title

The Martial History of The Beast: Pre and Post BOOM

See The Great Crocodile paying Special Attention to 'Pre'.

Ramses1: 1 day ago | delete
The Tiger says

"The First 3 Hawks to Spot and Follow Plays

will keep a lead going into the next Centuries."

Ramses1: 1 day ago | delete
The Anaconda says

"When We're On you

nobody is going to help you

they will be taking notes."

Ramses1: 1 day ago | delete
The Great Crocodile points at The Globe and says

"A Divine Being can Work there on many different levels

for example

We can grow into Giants and have a huge Rugby match

back and forth across Asia

tearing up everything as We play

or We can Downscale

create an entire population, a Stadium and a City

and have Regular Rugby matches

after We clear away the Ants and Beetles

We can Downscale smaller

you get the Idea."

Ramses1: 1 day ago | delete
Many people think "bigger is better" by default

in many cases

it's the opposite

especially as you Advance.

Time Patches, Space, Secrecy, Resources, Options, Power

Ramses1: 1 day ago | delete
The New Crocodile says

"See that Pole

We'll call that the FUBAR Pole.

That Pole isn't the Reality

The Reality is a Giant Thriving Tree with Big Strong Branches and Complex Life Systems that are Constantly Growing and Evolving"

Ramses1: 1 day ago | delete
See the Past

"Is there a Monkey up there shouting into Space?"

Ramses1: 1 day ago | delete
See The Great Crocodile with a Big Bag of Boots

She drops a Pair of Boots into Each of the 100 Bowls

The Great Crocodile raises Her eyebrows and says,

"There is a lot of Ass-Kicking to do."

Ramses1: 1 day ago | delete
See the man walking 4 Dogs

The Great Crocodile appears at your side

The Great Crocodile nudges your Arm and says

"Watch this!"

Her Mouth Moves as if She were Reciting a Poem

but no sounds come out

The dogs begin attacking the man's feet viciously and relentlessly

The Great Crocodile laughs and says

"Learn the Lesson."

Ramses1: 1 day ago | delete
See The Great Crocodile at an Accountant's Desk, She's wearing Glasses, Her Hair is in a Bun

Her Fingers Punch Keys

The Great Crocodile looks at you

"You do you realize that Earth is the Property of God, Yes?

Let's see how much of God's Property you've wasted

and are currently using up and wasting as if you own it."

See The Great Crocodile Punching Keys

She Looks at you and Raises Her Eyebrows

She lets out a whistle

A Light Bulb appears above The Great Crocodile's Head with a Bling

The Great Crocodile smiles and says

"You know what this calls for?"

The Screen goes Black

Then the Word INTERMISSION appears on the screen in Big Red Letters

"Don't Worry, Be Happy" emanates from your Sound System

A Crocodile Cartoon in a Hula Skirt appears on the Screen and starts Dancing.

Ramses1: 1 day ago | delete
See The Great Crocodile swagger into a Bar full of Pig-Faced Demons

She's dressed like a Lumberjack

See The Great Crocodile Greet the Whole Bar with "ARRRGH! It's a hard days-a-working, isn't swine?"

The Demons all respond in Unison, "Ay, it is!"

The Great Crocodile Bellows "ARRRGH!"

The Great Crocodile steps to the Bar and Slams a Gold Coin on the Counter, "Give me a bottle of some shitty American beer product."

The Bartender yells, "Arrgh" and slams a Beer on the Counter

The Great Crocodile bellows "ARRRGH! Turn on the television Bartender, put on some American Football."

The Bartender yells "ARRRGH!" He whispers to The Great Crocodile, "Which Game?"

The Great Crocodile says, "Superbowl VIII, Dolphins vs. Vikings. ARRRGH!"

The Bartender turns on the game as The Great Crocodile sips Her Beer

The Great Crocodile appears on the Television Screen as a Newscaster

The Great Crocodile dressed as a Lumberjack sips Her Beer and declares, "That Newscaster is SMOKIN'!"

The Great Crocodile as a Newscaster says, "And finally, The Assembly is set to gather to discuss the possibility of a New Set of Taxes to be placed on The Great Crocodile and the Occupants of Her Realm"

The Bar goes Silent.

Let a Tax Fall on The Great Crocodile for all Resources wasted by Humans on Earth.

If a Human throws away a perfectly good steak,

The Great Crocodile gets Taxed by God

if a Human throws away two steaks

The Great Crocodile gets Taxed more

If Humans raise The Great Crocodile's Tax, to the point She feels is excessive

The Great Crocodile can appeal to God

for a License to come collect what She has been Taxed

from the Humans who are raising Her Tax the most

The Great Crocodile must warn the Humans who She intends to collect from, BEFORE She makes Her appeal to God

God will decide the amount of the Tax and make adjustments for waste

God will be the Final Judge in all matters concerning the Tax

if God gives The Great Crocodile Permission

The Great Crocodile can take everything Earthly from a Human who has been proven to be in debt to Her, down to the socks on his feet

and until the day he dies, and onto the next generation

until The Great Crocodile feels satisfied that She's been compensated for what She's had to spend

The Limits on how much She can collect and what Her Boundaries are in a given situation

will be solely decided by God.

The Newscaster continues, "Up next to come before The Assembly for a Consensus, An Atmosphere Tax. Should The Great Crocodile be Taxed for the Air the Humans Breath? What's your Opinion"

The Demons in the Bar stand dumbfounded

you hear a Bottle shatter on the Floor

The Great Crocodile glares at the Screen in mock disbelief,

The Great Crocodile waves a Finger at the Television and declares,

"OH HELL NO!"

Ramses1: 1 day ago | delete
There is Only One God, and She is Allah!

AMEN