The Bowl

See The Great Crocodile standing over a Barber's Chair

See The Great Crocodile giving a Monkey a Bowl Cut, and shaving the rest of the Monkey

See The Great Crocodile handing out Dog's Fur Coats and Algebra Books to Her Monkeys

See The Great Crocodile in an Elegant Silver Gown, seated at a Table Drinking Wine, a nervous little Monkey in a Tuxedo sits across from Her

See The Great Crocodile training the Monkey to laugh at Her Jokes, then Her and the Monkey both laugh together

See yourself come crashing down on Her Table, sending Her Dinner and Wine flying across Her simulated 5 Star Restaurant

The Great Crocodile shouts, "MOTHERFUCKER!"

The Monkey in the Tuxedo with the Bowl Cut grabs his Coat and Algebra Book and runs for the Door

The Great Crocodile turns off the Simulation

See yourself strapped to a Table in a Dark Dungeon

Bodies of Creatures of all sorts

hang from the ceiling

Bodies of Creatures of all sorts

crawl around amputated and mutilated on the Floor

Bodies of Creatures of all sorts

lay dead, being eaten by the others

Bodies of Creatures of all sorts

stand living all around you

tearing off your clothes

The Great Crocodile tears off Her Gown

She takes on a Reptilian Form

The Great Crocodile screams into your face, "You stupid fat package of Pork

I told you that if you jump into the bowl

you intertwine the Fates.

YOU FELL IN MY BOWL!

Now you're Mine

Now you're swine

pig snort"

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Ramses1: 2 days ago | delete
See The New Crocodile take 3 Clock Faces

See Her Form them into a Triune

She places it on a Silver Chain

She places the Chain on the Neck of the Giant Swan

She says, "Now you see the Second T in Coup d'état.

T is for Translation.

Translation: YOU CAN'T DO A FUCKING THING ABOUT IT!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yzPn61KvfY

Ramses1: 2 days ago | delete
This isn't a Prison Cafeteria

This is a Buffet

You got to look over the choices

you had chances to dump your plate and pick something else

you picked your own Plate.

Word Loves Idea

you love your belly

The Crocodiles have your Plate this time

eat up.

Ramses1: 2 days ago | delete
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Ramses1: 2 days ago | delete
She says, "Let there Be Light!"

The chaff dives for their circles

The ones who see Light, Advance

"To those who have..."

Ramses1: 2 days ago | delete
If your perceptions are irreversibly fucked

you are irreversibly fucked

Ramses1: 2 days ago | delete
If They told you to come read here

Then

see yourself entering an Assembly full of Divine Beings

Who are discussing important matters relevant to you, such as your Future, whether you have one, how much control you will have, War, Housing, Spending, Education, Government, Defense, Wicked Manifest up your ass

See yourself enter 2 days late

You throw your hands up and begin to say, "I had no idea"

see yourself interrupted by a loud microphone squeal

See The Great Crocodile standing at Her Lucky Red Podium

She's there via Satellite

The Great Crocodile says,

"Hey Monkey, look in your back pocket."

You reach around to find an Envelope in your back pocket

Below the Smiling Crocodile Face next to the Date

It says, "THE MEMO"

in big red letters

The Great Crocodile laughs and says,

"We're playing a game sort of like Horse

I just got My 'O'

I already have you set up to give Me My 'W'

Take a seat, relax, have some Monkey Cookies

lets 'negotiate'."