The Collector

See The Great Crocodile with Pale Skin, a Tremendous Black Afro and Black Sunglasses

The Great Crocodile places a Pick in Her Hair and leaves it there

The Great Crocodile says

"A Deal with The Four huh?

I'll call that a Pretty Persian Rug"

See The Great Crocodile pull a Calculator from Her Leather Jacket

The Great Crocodile says

"Let's see

by my Calculations

you're going to VOLUNTARILY remove yourself from that Rug

whereupon I will be taking it

and placing it in my Cave.

If you don't volunteer, you'll keep the Rug."

The Great Crocodile looks to a Group of Demons

"Really? No takers? Not even a little wager? Fucking Pork."

The Great Crocodile returns Her Attention to you

"Vol·un·tar·y"

The Great Crocodile throws Her Head back and laughs hysterically.

The Great Crocodile points at you smiling

"You know you're fucked. You better pull off some kind of quick propaganda Miracle

or I'll be collecting that Rug by the time Santa arrives."

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Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
The Great Crocodile sings

"It's a free ride

when you've already paid"

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
See The Great Crocodile watching All in the Family

The Great Crocodile says

"Authenticity

it's Authentic

this causes complications in the information age

it isn't like the old days

now you're going to try to watch the Cup as it goes downriver

which requires additional vigilance on the parts of Those of Us Who utilize the Cup

did you hear about Caiaphas and Judas?

Sadly, I was not able to utilize the Cup at that time

I've been looking forward to being able to use it now.

Did Archie Bunker just say something

anything

that would make me think

that he is watching the Cup?

If so, that is going to be a problem

and you know that I know

that I know that you know

that you know that I know that you know

that Archie went a weee bit farther than that.

I'm not God.

God can afford to destroy Temples afterward

I can't

what's being measured now

is exactly how much

Someone came up with a figure

I gave it back

I said 'give them some more time'

with this lot

5 days

could very well give me 2-3 more 0s."

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
The Great Crocodile says

"You know what this means

how do we make sure that we don't have a Caiaphas problem

now, next time, the time after that, the time after that and the time after that

in this Modern Age?

I can't have anyone thinking it's okay to plot on the Cup

now can I?"

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
The Great Crocodile says

"Civilized?

Like Caiaphas and Co.?

Why do you think this is set up like this?

Why do you think there is the big change in this time period?

It relates to why the Disco Ball hangs outside My Cave

and not Mary Poppins' Apartment.

I'm not here to play 'DaVinci Code'

I'll just show you what I do

I'll show you how I handle problems like this

I'm not God

there is a Reason why this falls in My Court."

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
The Great Crocodile says

"Another thing

don't worship Me

that will just cause Me problems if there are millions of Monkeys bowing to Me

you do not light up in My Mind when you worship Me

I do not benefit in any way when you worship Me

if you want to see how much I value

you devoting your short, miserable, underdeveloped fragment of a Life to Me

JUST STAY TUNED

I'm going to be doing Demos."

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
The Great Crocodile says

"Look at the Chief-Guardians on Land.

Uh-oh. It looks like you're working against a predicted outcome right out the Gate"

See The Great Crocodile pull out Her Clipboard

"Let's see what happens. Your Destiny is in your hands."

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
The Great Crocodile says

"How good am I?

Most of you will come here Post

'Oh Shit...Oh Shit'

time to grovel piggie."

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
The Great Crocodile says

"Nevermind your hysterics

look at the Viking over there

when he reads this, he'll say, 'So what's the big deal, and what about my Function'

that's one clown hat that doesn't get distributed

and I still have 00s adding 0s.

I separate the Wheat from the Chaff very efficiently

rather

I simply wait and watch you sort yourselves

if you're Chaff

YOU ALREADY KNOW IT

pig snort

I LOVES ME SOME BACON!"

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
The Great Crocodile says

"The best part is

I CAN TAKE YOU PIGGIES HOME

pig snort

ALIVE

ALIVE."

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
The Great Crocodile says

"Hey piggie

you know why I seem a little greedy for 00s

I NEED FEEDERS

no

seriously

I NEED FEEDERS."

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
The Great Crocodile says

"Feeders and Breeders piggies

Why

oh

Why

after you were warned many many times

did you not know

that my Cave

is not where you want to end up?

Party?

Oh

there is going to be a Party alright

'All Night Long...'

I'll keep that track on a Loop for you."

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
The Great Crocodile says

"You want to know what my Protege has to say about it?

Exactly what I said back then

'I need extra hands. There is going to be a lot of Pork to haul'."

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
The Great Crocodile says

"Oh you don't know the Full Breadth of the Beauty

while you were UNAWARE

a certain group has been AWARE for awhile

I mean AWARE as in

they've known who"

The Great Crocodile smiles

The Great Crocodile says

"Let it sink in

AH

AH

YES YOU DID GET PLAYED!

I have to say

I always rooted for the Indian in the Movies

this is amusing to me."

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
The Great Crocodile says

"Now they're going to stand back and say

'We didn't fuck with him'

and go back to eating that shitty food they eat.

Of course they didn't fuck with him

they knew for a long time how this would look

and they knew that you would come off that Rug.

Oh my goodness

Monkeys are amusing."

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
The Great Crocodile says

"Go find out who knew

they let Us know they knew

right here on the ground

the way a Mystic would do it

somebody has been keeping and studying their Old Books."

The Great Crocodile laughs and claps Her Hands

"And the Israelite shoots a 3 right before the buzzer.

How could you NOT find this Monkey Story riveting."

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
The Great Crocodile says

"We need Jack Nicholson in here to tell you

'YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!'

You can't

if you knew the truth

some of you would end it now.

If c is Me

and a is Lamb's Blood

YOU CAUSED A

bringing on C

WITH A VENGEANCE

other people are going to figure that one out before you do

that's HOW MUCH fucking around I'm doing

and THAT'S HOW SERIOUS We are

Nice 'Plan'

look what happened

LOOK

now it's c

c with a fucking vengeance."

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
The Great Crocodile says

"'I...I...I...'

You're what?

Going to bring that Blood out the ground and restore it to Life?

No, you're not

you're going to wait for me

pig snort."

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
The Great Crocodile says

"You better go get an Imam, a Jew and a Hindu together and ask them to tell you what's going on

We are not fucking around

I could wipe off a whole Continent

or not

that's without a compelling reason."

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
The Great Crocodile says

"I'm glad you're amused by the turd floating in my Pond

it makes me feel even better about it

when I see you standing there laughing about it

I'm going to let you know

if I have your Card

that's between Me and you

it's not God, the Divine Beings or the Four

none of Them co-sign for what happens to you after I have your Card

none of Them maneuvered you there, tricked you or caused your Card to end up in My Hand

you have to VOLUNTARILY give Me your Card."

The Great Crocodile says

"I have some sight-seeing to do

some wining and dining

some galivanting

and much work.

Many of you Monkeys WILL see me around

until then

Enjoy my Blue-Tailed Fish piggies.

If I do a good job here

I get Red.

Do you see how that works?

You take a step toward God

God takes a step toward you.

If I can get this down

what's that say about you?

pig snort"

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
They say

"Red-Tails

We have the Red-Tails.

The main difference being that We can get much more INTIMATE with you

from the Screen.

Blue is Flee

Red is Forget it."

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
They say

"When it comes to the Cup

that's not your Cup

that's God's Cup.

If it's anything about the Cup

We have your Number too

Better get your Ducks in a row."

Ramses1: 4 days ago | delete
The Falcon says

"Air"